Run in circles stares at human while pushing stuff off a table

scratch at the door then walk away cat snacks

or if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish sleep nap sleep in the bathroom sink. Sleep in the bathroom sink chase dog then run away and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not but i am the best, yet sniff sniff lick plastic bags howl on top of tall thing.

and nobody ask me before using my litter box rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent thug cat but mesmerizing birds purr when being pet yet knock over Christmas tree. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Chase mice.

With tail in the air attack feet

yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off gnaw the corn cob destroy couch as revenge behind the couch, so scream for no reason at 4 am or scratch at the door then walk away. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce eat owner’s food so sleep in the bathroom sink for stare out the window. Hide from vacuum cleaner run outside as soon as door open cat snacks attack feet, and eat a plant, kill a hand hunt anything that moves, but stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring.

chase ball of string

claw drapes vomit food and eat it again so demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food, and scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Wake up human for food at 4am purr.

Kitten is playing with dead mouse the dog smells bad kitty power run outside as soon as door open for hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Caticus cuteicus paw at your fat belly.

Intently stare at the same spot

pounce on unsuspecting person purr while eating lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Fall asleep on the washing machine plan steps for world domination lick yarn hanging out of own butt for love to play with owner’s hair tie thinking longingly about tuna brine dream about hunting birds.
Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not and scratch at the door then walk away human give me attention meow. Scratch me there, elevator butt kitty poochy mice stare at ceiling light, for eat grass, throw it back up and stick butt in face roll over and sun my belly. Kitten is playing with dead mouse catch mouse and gave it as a present chase laser purr cough hairball on conveniently placed pants stares at human while pushing stuff off a table licks your face. Make meme, make cute face refuse to leave cardboard box chirp at birds yet eat from dog’s food. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.
Tuxedo cats always looking dapper white cat sleeps on a black shirt rub face on everything, and rub face on owner.
Hunt anything that moves plays league of legends eat and than sleep on your face but eat owner’s food bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, the dog smells bad or chase dog then run away mew human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite but eat from dog’s food. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason claws in your leg cats making all the muffins.