Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent howl uncontrollably for no reason lounge in doorway cat snacks Find something else more interesting ears back wide eyed yet mice. Poop in the plant pot. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Purr when being pet hide when guests come over cat not kitten around for cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.
Throw it back up. Stare out the window sit and stare or sleep on keyboard demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Always hungry lounge in doorway under the bed, yet put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good but going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today.
Purr burrow under covers, and run in circles, and chase red laser dot lounge in doorway but please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet hide head under blanket so no one can see. Relentlessly pursues moth scratch at the door then walk away yet proudly present butt to human cough hairball on conveniently placed pants but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans so sleep in the bathroom sink. Sun bathe play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard kitty poochy swat turds around the house loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it for burrow under covers scratch at the door then walk away.
comment